Excellent service at Le Pontrieux recognised!

January 20th, 2010

I try my best for my b&B clients – meeting them at the railway station in the snow, booking taxis, organising train tickets, taking them to the pharmacists etc.  Many of my clients book with me via Venere who are linked up with SNCF and Expedia. Clearly a fair number have been saying some nice things about me as this email came today.

“Félicitations! Les internautes ayant réservé leur séjour sur venere.com on tout particulièrement apprécié Le Pontrieux et bon nombre d’entre eux ont classé l’établissement dans la catégorie: Excellent Service .”

Le Pontrieux

Which was nice!

Flakey with the facts.

January 20th, 2010

Just a few months ago companies like Cadbury were pariahs, responsible for child obesity by force feeding kids with assorted vegelate.  Today Cadbury is elevated to national treasure status, how dare those pesky Americans use money to buy shares in a publicly quoted company?

The most idiotic  comments come from those who declare that France would never allow such a takeover of an iconic brand.

As I write I am munching away at a bar of Poulain Noir Extra. Poulain is one of France’s oldest chocolate brands – bought by Cadbury Schweppes in 1988.

Will the lights go out tonight in Brittany?

December 16th, 2009

Not some philosophical musing about a local hero on their deathbed, but actual power cuts. This may come as a bit of a surprise to the many Daily Mail reading expats who live here – but there are some things that work better in the UK.  One of these is the national grid. The Brittany region only produces  8% of the electricity it consumes, therefore it has to  ’import’ electricity from the rest of France. Quite simply the electricity distribution network is not up to carrying the amount of required electricity into Brittany.

To avoid the network overloading everybody is being asked to moderate their consumption during peak hours of  5 and 8pm. If these warnings are not heeded then preventative power cuts will be imposed to protect the network.  Most at risk is Finistère being at the edge of the network. Yesterday morning every Mairie in Finistère was contacted by phone to warn of outages.

This dampening the Christmas spirit somewhat. Towns and villages that were only last week boasting about their Christmas lights are now switching them off.  In St Brieuc their 11km of garlands and 27000 bulbs are staying off,  in Paimpol tonight and tomorrow there be no Christmas and town centre street lights. Vannes like other towns are  switching off the  illumination of public building and monuments.

However,  Christmas lights fans visiting Pontrieux need not fear – as I look out of the window our Christmas lights are glowing with gay abandon. I reckon there will be words….

Further reading:

Le Monde – La Bretagne sous basse tension

http://www.ouest-ecowatt.com/

My first Christmas card of the year…..alas not.

December 10th, 2009

Oh the joy, some post that didn’t resemble a bill, with a printed Father Christmas on the front. Addressed to M and Mme Pepworth, never mind, an actual Christmas card, from someone in France, how exciting. Who could it be from? Perhaps from Pontrieux’s Mayor recognising the thousands of pounds my guests bring to the local economy, the Billet’s where I have bought most of my fuel and drinks over the past four years, the cash and carry, the pharmacist where I take all my guests who have forgotten to pack their prescription drugs? Perhaps Aurora who I gave several hours of my time helping her with her English exams, or M Piriou thanking me for displaying publicity for his gallery – the list is not exactly endless but enough to fill a few more paragraphs- you get the point.

” To Nick, Karen and family…..”

Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.

Marchés de Noël

December 5th, 2009

Today is the first of two weekends of Pontrieux’s Marchés de Noël. As usual for the time of day and the weather stallholders outnumber punters. Having been here a few years now, I know the French will do all their weekly chores and then pop out about 4 ish. I didn’t realise this in my first year and closed up at 4, desolate at the lack of customers.
My Christmas window display of English tea is causing people to stop and nose so fingers crossed!

Father Christmas is due to take time out from his busy schedule to visit us today, tomorrow and next weekend. Given his busy schedule it was a real coup for t’committee to secure his services. I just hope he’s not a fraud, to check I will speak to him in English, that should flush out any imposter!

Santander sticks with the cheats and continues to support corruption and dishonesty

September 14th, 2009

Clearly I jumped the gun the other day, not expecting a major sponsor to hedge its bets in such a unusual fashion. A basic understanding of marketing makes it easy to understand why a bank, which usually aims to project an image of trust, would no longer wish to be associated with an outfit that has shown to be institutionaly dishonest.

Perhaps they are after a particular market segment, after all even receivers of stolen goods and liars have banking needs.

This may even be good news for those of you caught making fraudulent loan and mortgage applications – just cite the “Melbourne” defence.

Santander dumps the cheats, Vodafone continues to support corruption and dishonesty

September 11th, 2009

Being associated with corruption and dishonesty is not the most sought after of  brand values, so it is no surprise that Santander have decided not to renew their association with McLaren.  What is surprising is that Vodafone continues to show faith in a team that is still under a suspended three race ban after admitting guilt on five charges of bringing the sport into disrepute.

Referring to the Santander deal their President , Emilio Botin, referred to Ferrari as “….. an irreplaceable pillar and a symbol of tradition, success and strength.”

I have no idea if Vittorio Colao is attending his home Grand Prix this weekend, but it would be the ideal place to announce that Vodafone wishes to atone for its treachery and is returning to Ferrari.

We’ve all had our pound of flesh, let’s leave him be.

April 4th, 2009

I am not a Lewis Hamilton fan. I support Felipe Massa and Ferrari. This means I want them to win and to do so they have to beat someone else. As with football or any other sport there are some teams you oppose with as much vigour as you support your own team. If your side is not doing so well you can still delight in the downs of your favourite bête noir team. As a Pompey fan, I get as much enjoyment from their FA Cup win as seeing the Scummers languishing in the Championship. In F1 this role is fulfilled by Lewis Hamilton and McLaren, I am shamelessly partisan.

Up to a point. Like many F1 fans my loyalty is not blinkered, I enjoy the totality of the sport. I know that Lewis Hamilton is a fantastic racing driver and brings a lot to the sport. I cheered for Lewis at his final GP2 race at Silverstone. When I attended my first British Grand Prix I went to see Schumacher win. Yet when it was DC that took the chequered flag, I along with everyone else stood and applauded him on his victory lap. All the players contribute to my enjoyment of the sport.

So when ‘Truligate’ or ‘Liegate’ or whatever it becomes known as, was brewing I was having a whale of a time, poring over every poisonous newspaper article and blog comment. It was almost as much fun as race day.

Up to a point. Until I saw a solitary Lewis facing the media and giving them the apology they demanded. Despite all the hype, he is still a relatively young man trying to cope with the enormous pressure that his extraordinary talent has brought him. I can’t imagine how awful it must have felt to be in that press conference facing those who built you up as the ‘Second Coming’, some of whom are now gleefully trashing your reputation in their fickle tabloids.

He did wrong, he was found out and has apologised. What more can or do we want Lewis Hamilton to do? So can we now move on and enjoy the racing before we all lose any further sense of perspective?

A reputation restored in Melbourne

March 30th, 2009

You have been involved in Motorsport for many years, known only to a few hardcore race motorsport aficionados and then you get your big break, promoted to the pinnacle of motorsport. Under the glare of the British media you are now a household name to millions of F1 fans. Your team mate is already well established and has legions of loyal fans.

Almost from day one the sniping starts. Your ability is questioned and any error magnified. The abuse becomes highly personal with hurtful comments on your appearance.

Despite this, you approach every race with the same enthusiasm and despite the difficulties, manage to maintain a positive outlook. The abuse continues. A cursory glance at some of the blogs and F1 forums will see your name and your reputation trashed.

With glee, there is talk of potential successors and sympathy expressed for your team mate being saddled with such an inept performer. This turns to near ecstasy when it is announced that your employer is turning its back on F1. Normally job losses are mourned, but it is perfectly fine to celebrate the loss of your prized F1 role.

This is nasty unpleasant bullying of the highest order. The narrative is set and few are brave enough to offer a contrary opinion.

And then Melbourne arrives. After the qualifying session your performance is starting to be reappraised. Perhaps the judgement has been too harsh in the past? The race is won and many of your erstwhile critics are eating humble pie. Your talent is recognised and more people are coming out to say that you really are rather good (even surprising themselves to admit it).

I write not of Jenson nor of Rubens, but the much maligned former ITV lead commentator James Allen.

We were barely into qualifying when it became clear that Jonathan Legard and Martin Brundle was not a match made in heaven. At times Martin Brundle struggled to get a word in and when he did, found himself being talked over. Jonathan Legard may be the BBC old hand, but Martin Brundle is the draw. Their working relationship may be new, but surely they had rehearsals to iron out roles?

A criticism levelled at James Allen is that he is a bit too enthusiastic, a bit hyper. However paired with a laid back Martin Brundle the opposing styles complemented each other. With Jonathan Legard having a similar speaking style to Brundle, the pair sounded very soporific.

Even after just the qualifying session I was wondering whether I wanted to listen to these two for the whole race.

Perhaps they don’t get on. This impression was enhanced when we saw them both in the commentary box just before the race, where Jonathan was trying to engage Martin in a guess the number of broken front wings game – already done to death on 5 Live. To quote Murray Walker “You could have cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump”

On some of the forums it has been suggested that Jonathan Legard sounds as if he is commentating on a horse race. Perhaps in preparing for the role he studied the F1 segment of Alan Partridge’s year of sport in the Radio 4 1991 Christmas edition of ‘On the Hour’?

James Allen’s absence from the commentary box denied the viewer a passionate voice for what was a remarkable race. Thankfully the BBC’s interactive service allowed you to change the audio and listen to the perfectly matched David Croft and Anthony Davidson, who gave every impression of enjoying the race and working with each other.

Hopefully the TV commentary team will get their act together in time for Malaysia. If not, they may need to give “The Cock” a call.

Formula One on the BBC – first impressions

March 28th, 2009

My Formula One season began as usual in the early hours of Friday morning. Like many F1 fanatics I used to turn to Germany to get my fix of comprehensive free to air coverage. With a cheap dish and old analogue Sky box I have not had to rely of ITV’s lamentable output.

The news channel n-tv used to broadcast the practice sessions, with qualifying and race day covered by RTL. RTL’s coverage is very impressive with a comprehensive warm up show that includes the driver’s parade and extensive post race analysis,  showing the responses of all the drivers in the press conference and not just the German driver.

So to the BBC’s red button coverage of the first two practice sessions.
The station’s first practice session broadcast was covered by David Croft and former Super Aguri driver Antony Davidson.

I am sure that Anthony Davidson would rather be in a car than the commentary booth, but his personal loss is to the gain of those wanting to get a sense of what it is like to drive a car and what the team is trying to achieve in the session. His experience enabled him to accurately interpret the track action, almost demonstrating a psychic ability to predict what was likely to unfold later in the session.

A good start which unravelled a bit for the second session which was covered by Maurice Hamilton and Ian “Arthur Mullard” Phillips. When I last wrote about this pair it was about how they spent a lot of time trashing the skill and ability of Felipe Massa. I haven’t seen their brief but it surely can’t be to waffle on about anything that comes to mind? They were so busy responding viewers’ questions it was like listening to Test Match Special when play has been suspended. Someone should have told them that they were broadcasting to a TV audience and not just the 5 or 6 listeners to Radio Five Sports Extra.

“Formula England’s” finest had a novel approach to their golden boy’s lack of form – largely ignore talking about him. It was quite refreshing not to hear breathless references to Lewis Hamilton every few seconds and actually devote some airtime to other drivers.

I am not going to complain – except to remark on the elephant in the room with regards to McLaren’s poor form this season; this is the first season in a few years where we can be reasonably certain that McLaren have not been able to incorporate stolen proprietary information from Ferrari in the design and set up of their cars. Why won’t the British media even contemplate that there may be a link?