Archive for April, 2007

Confused by French politics

Friday, April 27th, 2007

In an earlier post you can see the Mayor of Pontrieux, posing with members of Sarkozy’s campaign team. I was confused, as looking at the results of the mayoral elections in 2003, the Mayor was elected as the UDF candidate. The UDF is closely associated with and supportive of the UMP, to the extent that it is often suggested that the two parties merge.

So why should I be surprised that the UDF Mayor is supporting the UMP Presidential candidate? Because in the first round of the election, the UDF leader Francois Bayrou was standing as a candidate. Has the Mayor changed sides, or did I witness a convention of French society where the Mayor was fulfilling a civic duty, in the same way that the Mayor of Brighton or Blackpool will give a welcoming address to the Labour or Conservative Party conference when in town?

Why don’t I just ask him? As he is a politician I might. Ordinarily, as I have discovered, one does not ask a French person their political allegiance, it is considered very rude. The French will discuss politics til the cows come home, but keep mum about their voting intentions. As a foreigner I am often excused compliance with French social norms, but in politics I tread carefully. On this occasion the local equivalent of the Thornbury Gazette “L’Echo” has provided the answer. Commenting that Segolene Royal topped the poll in Pontrieux – on the patch of the M. Yves Le Mouer, the UMP Mayor!

So confusion over? Not quite!

On Wednesday the Sarkozy and Royal camps were waiting with baited breath to see which way Francois Bayrou, (who came third in the first round) would advise his supporters to vote in the second round. The answer: neither. On top of which he announced that he was quitting the party of which he is currently the leader to set up a new one. I am still confused.

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Jenson staying at Honda shock

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

As a tribute to the late  Boris Yeltsin, The Pontrieux Report decodes the Kremlin-speak from Jenson Button’s manager quoted in Autosport.

“Jenson is still supporting Honda,” translates as “By whining at any passing journalist about how rubbish the car is, Jenson is providing valuable feedback to the team.”

“Clearly, the team is not where it should be – but we’re not going to jump ship”, means “The team is having problems but I want to make it clear that the problems are nothing to do with Jenson and he is going to keep motivation levels high, by hanging around to point this out.”

“We’re not shopping around and I’m not talking to anyone at the moment.” translates as “When they saw us coming waving one of our worthless contracts, they slammed the door, put up the “Closed” sign up and ignored us shouting through the letter box.”

“There is no other team that can give us a better place to be,” means “I realise that Jenson is a busted flush and the best he can hope for after Honda is a spell with Red Bull Retirement or to beg on his knees for Dave Richards to take him on at Prodrive.”

Election fever hits Pontrieux

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

While back home you have the local elections not to get excited about, there is an air of excitement here in France about tomorrow’s Presidential election. The BBC may tell you that campaigning is not permitted today. Not strictly true. Although candidate appearances and the distribution of campaign literature is not permitted, there is nothing to prevent other ways of campaigning.

Despite having only 835 voters, Pontrieux was deemed worthy of inclusion in the final campaign push. Today the Sarkozy cavalcade came to town so I popped out to say hello and wish them well for tomorrow.

The Sarkoxy Campaign reaches Pontrieux

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The Mayor of Pontrieux shows his support

Wrong choice of despotic regime Mr Ferry

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Bryan Ferry has got into a bit of a kerfuffle over comments he made about Nazi iconography. Unfortunately he forgot the basic rules of the game, Left wing dicatorships romantic: Right wing dictatorships evil.

Instead of admiring the presentation of Nazi rallys and the work of Speer and Riefenstahl he should have spoken of the spectacle of Stalin’s parades, of the magnificent architecture of Boris Iofan and of the romanticism of socialist realism. No one would have batted an eyelid.

Kinnock joins the anti-democrats?

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

So Neil (sorry Lord) Kinnock has spoken out against Charles Clarke for encouraging a heavyweight contender to Gordon Brown for the leadership of the Labour Party. I really can’t understand how we have come to position where it is considered heresy to want a proper open contest for the leadership. I can’t understand why Minister after Minister trots out to speak on behalf of Gordon and to warn against any challenge. Have they all become so inept at politics that they fail to see how this is playing out across the country?

Before I moved to France  last year, I was chair of Thornbury and Severn Vale Labour Party. We often discussed the leadership and I can tell you while there were distinct pro and anti Blair camps, there was no great enthusiasm for Gordon Brown as leader. Some of the most vocal critics were our older members who felt that he had done little for pensioners, others felt that being Prime Minister was quantum leap from being Chancellor and being good at one didn’t necessarily mean being good at the other. My contribution (and a rare personal criticism of the Prime Minister) is that he had been too cautious with his reshuffles and had been too slow promoting newer younger talent. (And yes before his bandwagon began rolling I did cite David Miliband as an example).

It is commonly said that the reason for the sickening fawning and genuflection towards Brown is to ensure continuity of employment in their existing cabinet role. I offer an alternative hypothesis; the Labour machine have realised that the game is finally up, the British people have become bored with Labour and have no interest in what Labour has to say and that we are definitely going down at the next election. With this knowledge they feel duty bound to allow Gordon his place in the sun, if only for a few years. Despite what he may say, Brown will step down and then we can have our proper debate about the leadership and direction of the party. Not now,  but in two year’s time.  So that’s why Neil Kinnock is telling Charles Clarke to shut up.

M-Day at wato

Monday, April 16th, 2007

When Nick Clarke died Radio 4 went into “Princess Diana” mode in their hagiography. Media organisations tend to do this when it’s one of their own. I’m still not sure if BBC7 has achieved closure on the death of Linda Smith – yet another “tribute” popped up only a few weeks ago. Both individuals appeared so modest and self-effacing, one imagines that if there were an afterlife they would be squirming with embarrassment.

From all the Nick Clarke gushing you could have easily gained the impression that no-one could possibly fill Nick Clarke’s shoes. Yet Shaun Ley has done this with ease, bringing the same calm, sober approach to The World at One. I enjoy listening to Shaun as much as I did Nick.

You can imagine my surprise when it was announced that Martha Kearney had been appointed as the new presenter of wato. I had assumed they already had one in Shaun Ley. So why the change? I can’t help thinking that she was given the job as a runner’s-up prize after losing out to Nick Robinson. It helps the BBC avoid being charged with “sexism”, even if it does nothing for Shaun. Can you possibly imagine the hoo-ha that would have erupted had they parachuted in Shaun to replace Martha. Don’t go there!

So tuning in to Radio 4 at 2pm today (French time) I was dismayed to hear that M-Day had finally arrived. Fortunately as Martha is doing a “Chris Evans”, Shaun can still be heard on Friday’s (as well as on Sunday). Until then I’ll stick with the excellent Steve Yabsley on BBC Radio Bristol.

ITV F1 Bahrain Grand Prix

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

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BTW did we mention Lewis Hamilton?

“Germany calling!Germany calling!”

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Watching Channel Four news  the other night I was taken on a very unpleasant trip down memory lane.

In the past ten years or so we have become complacent and taken for granted those things that we used to desire; like stable employment or at least the knowledge that if one job comes to an end we can easily find another; that next year our house will be worth more than it is this year.

No-one  seems too concerned that should they become unemployed they will have little chance of finding a new job;with record interest rates  finding themselves unable to pay the mortgage and finding that they have to sell. They don’t have to worry that there a many thousands of people in the same position as you and nobody wants to buy your house. They don’t have to worry that even if you do sell, it will be worth less than you paid and you still owe money to the mortgage company.

At this point younger viewers may remonstrate that I am being far-fetched and spouting a lot of nonsense. In fact only 14 years ago this was a sad reality for many thousands of people. A sprawling housing estate near Bristol called Bradley Stoke had the ignomany of being known as ‘Sadly Broke’ – the negative equity capital of the UK.

John Major’s Conservative government never recovered from their incompetence in handling the economy. To make matters worse the then Chancellor appeared to find the whole espisode quite amusing. He is famously reported to have “sung in his bath “when we forced out to the ERM, and when asked if he had any regrets when campaigning at the Newbury by election replied with a smug grin “Je ne regrette rien”. Hilarious.

Thankfully we hear little of these people afterwards and they retire to their many directorships and head up obscure organisations. It was in his capacity as Chairman of the British Iranian Chamber of Commerce, that Lord Norman Lamont popped up on Channel Four News.

Did he have some words of criticism of Iran for the kidnapping and detention of our sailors? Not at all. The only person he criticised was our Prime Minister for seeking support from the United Nations.

Then I recalled that the last time we saw Lord Lamont gracing our TV screens was over the deportation of General Pinochet back to Chile. So that what was OK then, Lord Lamont can’t have been that bad if he was welcoming the news that the man charged with ordering the death or “disappearance” of 3,000 political opponents and the torture of 30,000 others, is being sent back to his country to face justice?

Were it to be true. In fact our hero was outraged that General Pinochet could no longer seek safe haven abroad.

From being the pariah Chancellor Lord Lamont has turned into the “pariah advocate of the despicable”. A modern day Lord Haw-Haw if you will. Germany Calling! Germany Calling!

Goodbye George Sewell

Monday, April 9th, 2007

I was surprised and saddened to hear George Sewell had died a few days ago.

Speaking to my mother today she was similarly surprised by the news – there is nothing on the BBC News website. This is in contrast to their wall to wall wailing that accompanied the recent death of an effeminate man who is largely remembered for playing an effeminate man.

Mention John Inman and you will recall Mr Humphries and er, well, Mr Humphries.

George Sewell was such a ubiquitous figure on our TV screens that your memory of him is likely to be determined by your age. You may remember him as Det. Insp. Brogan  in “Z Cars” or Mendel in “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy” or in many of the other 76 film and TV projects he appeared.

For me George Sewell was Col. Alec Freeman, Ed Straker’s right hand man in UFO – a trusty colleague who could also get tasty if required.

Whenever asked to name my favourite films I usually mention “The Quiller Memorandum”, with George Sewell. It is a testament to the great man’s acting career, that I fondly recall his performance in a film in which he didn’t appear!

You may have been one of Britain’s most durable and popular actors, but alas you didn’t have a 35 year old catchphrase to repeat ad nauseum,  nor a funny walk, so we hardly noticed you have gone. RIP.

Happy Birthday Central Brittany Journal

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

This month’s issue marks the 3rd anniversary of the Central Brittany Journal, a remarkable milestone for a start up publishing venture, let alone achieving this in a foreign country. What began as a 200 copy run, produced on home printers, is now sold in over 400 outlets across Brittany. (more…)