Why bother with a ringside seat?

Have you ever been to a sporting event or concert only to find that you didn’t really see much of the action and that you would have had a better view watching in on the box? Although I will always try to scrape together enough euros to attend a Formula One race I do miss the comforts of home – TV coverage -ITV plus RTL, Radio Five Live and a live timing screen on the laptop.

The same can be said for elections. As a candidate at the count, you have little idea how the election is unfolding outside. Sat up in bed at home in Pontrieux I was watching “Tory Boy” Robinson et al backpeddling from their pre-election predictions of a Labour catastrophe (a 1% increase in Labour’s vote wasn’t in the script). I was also keeping an eye on South Gloucestershire Council’s website, which for the first time was giving a results service.

Having noted that my good friend Matthew Riddle had successfuly defended his seat with a whopping Alan B’stard majority,  a congratulatory phone call was in order. I caught Matthew watching the count for the Thornbury seats. After pleasantries I spent the next ten minutes reading out results from the South Glos website, with Matthew relaying this information to others at the count. “I’ve got Gary Pepworth on the phone calling from France giving me the results”, does have a certain surrealism about it.

Alas, lest we marvel too much at the wonders of technology, the call dropped and soon after, to use a technical explanation, the South Glos elections website went tits up.

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Sitting this one out

Thoughts turn to Britain and in particular Thornbury today with the local elections. For the past two sets of local elections I was a Labour Party candidate for both South Gloucestershire and Thornbury Town Council. My key concern would have been whether I would beat my record from previous votes.

So far in each of the 5 seats I have contested I have come bottom, which has included the ignominy of being beaten by a joke candidate. My vote in 2003 was nearly halve that of 1999. I should make it clear that apart from 1950 when Tony Crosland was the MP, Thornbury is not Labour territory.

Even so this is not how I expected it to turn out. I had expected that some of the Pepworth magic that was successfully deployed in my student union election days would rub off. (For the purpose of vanity, I should point out that I was elected in each of the 6 elections I contested and topped the poll in 5. The last election being to become President of the students’ union.)

So tonight I will be spared having to conceal disappointment, listening to mutterings from the counting staff that “the Labour man isn’t doing well”, remonstrating with the returning officer that his staff aren’t counting the votes properly and at 3am Friday morning for a fleeting moment wondering that if I was really that desperate to be on the council perhaps I should grow a beard and/or don a floral print polyester dress and throw my lot in with the Lib Dems. I am not that desperate to be on the council.

Fraternal greetings to Bob Hall, Gillian Foxton, Colin Burgess and Alasdair Hall, your extremely talented and able Thornbury Labour candidates for South Gloucesterhire Council.

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Invitations galore!

While most of the French locals are either ignorant or indifferent to my presence in Pontrieux, I am sufficiently visible on the radar to be invited to things. Mostly these are of an official nature, like the annual assembly of the tourist board, or a meeting chaired by the Mayor to discuss “access by professionals to the communal waste depot”. So far I haven’t attended any of these – usually the times clash with by business hours, also I fear that my desire to fade into the background will not be realised and I may be called upon to address the meeting in my Officer Crabtree French.

Other invites have been to drinks receptions at public exhibitions, or a personal note encouraging me to attend a public event. These are generally more my cup of tea and are good opportunities to meet people. I have noticed that I tend to be the only Brit who has been invited (or turned up), I always receive a very warm welcome and made to feel very relaxed. I definitely feel that I am gaining more from my French experience that those Brits who retreat to their English speaking communities and don’t interact much with the French around them. (Usually the same sort of people who moan about the same behaviour by foreign residents in the UK).

Today’s post brought an invitation by Laura a local artist, to a reception marking the reopening of her studio-boutique. I will report back later.

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Confused by French politics

In an earlier post you can see the Mayor of Pontrieux, posing with members of Sarkozy’s campaign team. I was confused, as looking at the results of the mayoral elections in 2003, the Mayor was elected as the UDF candidate. The UDF is closely associated with and supportive of the UMP, to the extent that it is often suggested that the two parties merge.

So why should I be surprised that the UDF Mayor is supporting the UMP Presidential candidate? Because in the first round of the election, the UDF leader Francois Bayrou was standing as a candidate. Has the Mayor changed sides, or did I witness a convention of French society where the Mayor was fulfilling a civic duty, in the same way that the Mayor of Brighton or Blackpool will give a welcoming address to the Labour or Conservative Party conference when in town?

Why don’t I just ask him? As he is a politician I might. Ordinarily, as I have discovered, one does not ask a French person their political allegiance, it is considered very rude. The French will discuss politics til the cows come home, but keep mum about their voting intentions. As a foreigner I am often excused compliance with French social norms, but in politics I tread carefully. On this occasion the local equivalent of the Thornbury Gazette “L’Echo” has provided the answer. Commenting that Segolene Royal topped the poll in Pontrieux – on the patch of the M. Yves Le Mouer, the UMP Mayor!

So confusion over? Not quite!

On Wednesday the Sarkozy and Royal camps were waiting with baited breath to see which way Francois Bayrou, (who came third in the first round) would advise his supporters to vote in the second round. The answer: neither. On top of which he announced that he was quitting the party of which he is currently the leader to set up a new one. I am still confused.

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Jenson staying at Honda shock

As a tribute to the late  Boris Yeltsin, The Pontrieux Report decodes the Kremlin-speak from Jenson Button’s manager quoted in Autosport.

“Jenson is still supporting Honda,” translates as “By whining at any passing journalist about how rubbish the car is, Jenson is providing valuable feedback to the team.”

“Clearly, the team is not where it should be – but we’re not going to jump ship”, means “The team is having problems but I want to make it clear that the problems are nothing to do with Jenson and he is going to keep motivation levels high, by hanging around to point this out.”

“We’re not shopping around and I’m not talking to anyone at the moment.” translates as “When they saw us coming waving one of our worthless contracts, they slammed the door, put up the “Closed” sign up and ignored us shouting through the letter box.”

“There is no other team that can give us a better place to be,” means “I realise that Jenson is a busted flush and the best he can hope for after Honda is a spell with Red Bull Retirement or to beg on his knees for Dave Richards to take him on at Prodrive.”

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Election fever hits Pontrieux

While back home you have the local elections not to get excited about, there is an air of excitement here in France about tomorrow’s Presidential election. The BBC may tell you that campaigning is not permitted today. Not strictly true. Although candidate appearances and the distribution of campaign literature is not permitted, there is nothing to prevent other ways of campaigning.

Despite having only 835 voters, Pontrieux was deemed worthy of inclusion in the final campaign push. Today the Sarkozy cavalcade came to town so I popped out to say hello and wish them well for tomorrow.

The Sarkoxy Campaign reaches Pontrieux

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The Mayor of Pontrieux shows his support

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Wrong choice of despotic regime Mr Ferry

Bryan Ferry has got into a bit of a kerfuffle over comments he made about Nazi iconography. Unfortunately he forgot the basic rules of the game, Left wing dicatorships romantic: Right wing dictatorships evil.

Instead of admiring the presentation of Nazi rallys and the work of Speer and Riefenstahl he should have spoken of the spectacle of Stalin’s parades, of the magnificent architecture of Boris Iofan and of the romanticism of socialist realism. No one would have batted an eyelid.

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Kinnock joins the anti-democrats?

So Neil (sorry Lord) Kinnock has spoken out against Charles Clarke for encouraging a heavyweight contender to Gordon Brown for the leadership of the Labour Party. I really can’t understand how we have come to position where it is considered heresy to want a proper open contest for the leadership. I can’t understand why Minister after Minister trots out to speak on behalf of Gordon and to warn against any challenge. Have they all become so inept at politics that they fail to see how this is playing out across the country?

Before I moved to France  last year, I was chair of Thornbury and Severn Vale Labour Party. We often discussed the leadership and I can tell you while there were distinct pro and anti Blair camps, there was no great enthusiasm for Gordon Brown as leader. Some of the most vocal critics were our older members who felt that he had done little for pensioners, others felt that being Prime Minister was quantum leap from being Chancellor and being good at one didn’t necessarily mean being good at the other. My contribution (and a rare personal criticism of the Prime Minister) is that he had been too cautious with his reshuffles and had been too slow promoting newer younger talent. (And yes before his bandwagon began rolling I did cite David Miliband as an example).

It is commonly said that the reason for the sickening fawning and genuflection towards Brown is to ensure continuity of employment in their existing cabinet role. I offer an alternative hypothesis; the Labour machine have realised that the game is finally up, the British people have become bored with Labour and have no interest in what Labour has to say and that we are definitely going down at the next election. With this knowledge they feel duty bound to allow Gordon his place in the sun, if only for a few years. Despite what he may say, Brown will step down and then we can have our proper debate about the leadership and direction of the party. Not now,  but in two year’s time.  So that’s why Neil Kinnock is telling Charles Clarke to shut up.

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M-Day at wato

When Nick Clarke died Radio 4 went into “Princess Diana” mode in their hagiography. Media organisations tend to do this when it’s one of their own. I’m still not sure if BBC7 has achieved closure on the death of Linda Smith – yet another “tribute” popped up only a few weeks ago. Both individuals appeared so modest and self-effacing, one imagines that if there were an afterlife they would be squirming with embarrassment.

From all the Nick Clarke gushing you could have easily gained the impression that no-one could possibly fill Nick Clarke’s shoes. Yet Shaun Ley has done this with ease, bringing the same calm, sober approach to The World at One. I enjoy listening to Shaun as much as I did Nick.

You can imagine my surprise when it was announced that Martha Kearney had been appointed as the new presenter of wato. I had assumed they already had one in Shaun Ley. So why the change? I can’t help thinking that she was given the job as a runner’s-up prize after losing out to Nick Robinson. It helps the BBC avoid being charged with “sexism”, even if it does nothing for Shaun. Can you possibly imagine the hoo-ha that would have erupted had they parachuted in Shaun to replace Martha. Don’t go there!

So tuning in to Radio 4 at 2pm today (French time) I was dismayed to hear that M-Day had finally arrived. Fortunately as Martha is doing a “Chris Evans”, Shaun can still be heard on Friday’s (as well as on Sunday). Until then I’ll stick with the excellent Steve Yabsley on BBC Radio Bristol.

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ITV F1 Bahrain Grand Prix

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BTW did we mention Lewis Hamilton?

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